Top 9 Load Of Crap UK – Greeting Cards

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1. Boxer Gifts

Boxer Gifts Old Age Past-It Notes | Funny Gift for Retirement Birthday Christmas Secret Santa,

Boxer Gifts - Who am i? what am i doing here? – find yourself asking these questions? memory like a goldfish? sorry to break it to you, christmas or secret santa, retirement, 50th or 60th birthday, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, these past-it notes ensure that you never forget essentials such as ‘get washed’ and ‘put your teeth in’ ever again! Hilarious old age gift – get a friend, you old git but you’re losing your marbles! Grab your past-it notes and never forget your essentials again! Never forget your essentials – perfect formulated and designed for old gits, these hilarious joke pants make a great gift that’s sure to make them laugh!.

Lets get real – this is a novelty, joke shop product and is unlikely to make much of a difference to your hearing so don’t blame us when the grandkids continue to shout at you for being deaf! .
BrandBoxer Gifts
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts
Part NumberBB1005

2. CI

Multi, 500x750 mm, CI 24 Sheets Safari Print Tissue Paper

CI - Great for animal themed projects. Alligator, giraffe, Leopard, zebra, Snake and Tiger prints. High quality. Each sheet measures 500 x 750mm. 24 sheets.
ManufacturerCreativity International
Height1 cm (0.39 Inches)
Length50 cm (19.69 Inches)
Weight0.14 kg (0.31 Pounds)
Width75 cm (29.53 Inches)
Part Number5860-8

3. Rapid

E-TAC 240v Electric Tacker

Rapid - Fires both staples 6-14mm and Brads No. 8 15mm. Supplied with 300 staples Type 140 Compact but powerful machine.
Height0.99 cm (0.39 Inches)
Length0.99 cm (0.39 Inches)
Weight0.84 kg (1.85 Pounds)
Width0.99 cm (0.39 Inches)
Part Number5000888

4. Hey Chimp

Hey Chimp Funny Birthday Cards for Friend, Witty Humorous Humour Banter Rude Offensive Fun Joke Card for 40th 50th 60th 70th 80th, For Men Women Dad Mum Brother Sister Nana Grandad

Hey Chimp - This adds to the excitement of opening, especially if you put a gift card or voucher inside :-. Quality & size professionally printed on 300gsm heavyweight card with a matte finish. This makes it suitable for anyone - friend dad mum husband wife brother sister nana or grandad.

There is loads of space inside to add any additional message or greeting. Envelope included - a humorous birthday card that comes complete with a scarlet red envelope which is bright and colourful. Ideal for any age like 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th or even 80th. Direct delivery this happy birthday card is now available for delivery direct to your door.

Professionally printed using high tech digital canon & Epson printers, this funny birthday card for men and women will stand out on any mantelpiece. This humorous happy birthday card will be loved by both men and women. The card when folded is 5 x 7 inches 127mm x 178mm approx.
BrandHey Chimp
ManufacturerHey Chimp
Height17.8 cm (7.01 Inches)
Length0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.05 Pounds)
Width12.7 cm (5 Inches)

5. Rocketbook

Black, Made From 100% Recycled PET Plastic, Magnetic Clasp, Pen Holder, Rocketbook Capsule 2.0 Folio Cover for Core, Letter A4, Panda & Fusion

Rocketbook - Official rocketbook folio cover - these folio covers are designed by Rocketbook specifically for the Rocketbook Core, Rocketbook Panda Planner and Rocketbook Fusion notebooks.

Designed to perfection - your rockebook notebooks fit snug but can also be easily removed. Letter Size - 8. 5" x 11" fits letter Size Rocketbook Flip 8. 5" x 11". Professional & lightweight - the rocketbook folio covers’ innovative designs make them the ideal Rocketbook accessory for Students, Working Professionals, Journalists, Astronauts, Graduates, and Writers. The canvas-like material is durable and “wears” beautifully over time. New and improved design and construction - this earth and animal-friendly folio is made of recycled plastic PET. All covers feature a pen dock, inside pocket and multiple card slots to store all your mission-critical supplies.
Height1.52 cm (0.6 Inches)
Length27.31 cm (10.75 Inches)
Width29.85 cm (11.75 Inches)
Part NumberCAP-COR-L-CGN

6. Acrimet

Acrimet Facility 4 Tier Letter Tray A4 Side Load Plastic Desktop File Organizer Solid Purple Color

Acrimet - Sturdy aluminum brackets with extra height between trays. Additional brackets available to add more levels sold separately. Strong and functional design. High quality plastic. The slightly beveled front of the letter tray prevents the documents from slipping out. Anti slip and scratch bottom pads.
Height9.65 cm (3.8 Inches)
Length37.59 cm (14.8 Inches)
Weight1.61 kg (3.55 Pounds)
Width27.94 cm (11 Inches)
Part Number256.L.O


Decorating Masking Tape for Painting Blue Decorators Tape Painting Tape for Artist Indoor 24mm 10 Rolls

NORTHERN BROTHERS - Masking tape for painting is easy Peel and Tear. Blue tape ideal for decorating, painting, drawing, spraying protection, etc. And please remove soon after painting with it. Thin blue masking tape for artists, painters. 10pcs of 24mm painters tape. Notedecorators masking tape need avoid to direct sun-light and make sure the surface is no dust.
Part Number1

8. Ink Inspiration

2 Compatible TN2320 Laser Toner Cartridges for Brother HL-L2300D HL-L2320D HL-L2340DW HL-L2360DN HL-L2365DW L2380DW DCP-L2500D DCP-L2520DW DCP-L2540DN MFC-L2700DW MFC-L2720DW MFC-L2740DW | 2,600 Pages

Ink Inspiration - Fitted with latest Chip & Ready to Use. In stock and Dispatched within 24hrs. 24 month Warranty. High quality Compatible Toner Cartridges.
BrandInk Inspiration
ManufacturerPrestige Cartridge
Height32 cm (12.6 Inches)
Length9.2 cm (3.62 Inches)
Width31.4 cm (12.36 Inches)
Part NumberII-tn2320-901

9. Scotrade

100% FSC wood Lovon Pine Shelf 90cm Store tools & equipment on this solid shelf.

Scotrade - Brackets & fittings Supplied for Solid Wall plasterboard wall require specialist fixings. Lovon pine Shelf 90cm. Store tools and equipment on this solid shelf, which is made from 100% natural pine. Can be painted, stained or varnished. Maximum distributed Load of 10kg.